Muslim Kryptonite: Pigs

12 Apr

Pigs on a farm

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Circa A.D. 1900, U.S. Army Major “Black Jack” Pershing (he would later achieve the highest rank possible: “General of the Armies”) was involved in suppressing a rebellion by the “Huks” in the Philippines.  The Huks were fierce Muslim warriors.  Motivated by their Muslim faith, the Huks did not fear death.  If they died fighting in a Jihad, they were guaranteed a trip to Paradise complete with 72, count ‘em, 72 virgins.

The Huks therefore fought with such intensity and fearlessness that the Army reportedly developed the .45 caliber semi-automatic pistol to put them down.  If they were shot with smaller calibers, they simply kept charging.

Major Pershing realized he was not simply engaged in a shooting war.  He was engaged in a spiritual war (Jihad).  He adjusted his tactics accordingly and started fighting on a spiritual level.  He opted to fight Jihad with the Muslim faith.

Pershing  eventually stopped the Huk uprising by capturing 20 Huks, lining 19 up against a wall and shooting them while the one remaining Huk observed.  Major Pershing made sure that the survivor observed and understood that each of the bullets used to kill the 19 captives had been dipped in pigs blood before they were fired.  After the 19 captives had been killed by pig-infused bullets, their 19 bodies were buried in a common grave filled with pig bodies, entrails and blood.  Major Pershing made sure that the one survivor understood that the 19 bodies had been buried in pig remains.

Pershing released the lone survivor to tell his story to his fellow Muslim rebels.  The Muslims–made fearless by their faith (at least in relation to lead bullets and personal death)–were similarly terrified by their faith and the prospect of dying with pigs blood in their body and being buried in pig remains.  The Koran makes clean that such “pollution” will not be tolerated and those so polluted by pig will not enter Paradise.  Without the promise of Paradise and 72 virgins, the Huk Jihad ended instantly.

Pershing had used the Koran (and some pork) to stop the Jihad cold.


Here’s the text of an email I received that illustrates that what worked to stop Muslims a century ago, still works today:

It’s “Plant A Pig Time”

The Spaniards’ Brilliant Idea!!

In Seville Spain, local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in their town.  They buried a pig on the site, and made sure this would be known by the local press.

The Islamic rules forbid the erecting of a Mosque on “pig soiled ground.” The Muslims had to cancel the project.  This land was sold to them by government officials.

No protests were needed by the local people…and it worked!

The Pigs of Texas Are Upon You?

In Texas we have an over abundance of feral pigs.  We could send them all over the country and just plant them everywhere!

After all, contaminated soil would surely drift and they could create new job programs by having soil testers to determine where contaminated soil existed.

Of course, high on the mountaintops of the Rockies or other mountain ranges they might find some uncontaminated soil, but then building a mosque there would pose some problems.

Americans, put on your thinking caps and let’s find a solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of life!  If pigs are the answer, let’s do it!

From Your Committee for the Betterment of America !

(Maybe we could get someone to plant a pig at the White House . . . just thinking . . . .)


Simply put, if you want to stop a Muslim, get a pig.

We’ve been screwing around, fighting Muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan, for eight years.  That’s the longest “war” in American history.  Several thousand Americans have been killed.  Tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of Muslims have been killed.  No telling how many more Americans and Muslims have been wounded, terrified or psychologically scarred.  And I’m not just talking about combatants.  The toll on hundreds of thousands of non-combatants–including children–has been enormous and horrific.

The cost to the US for these “police actions” has run over $1 trillion.  God only knows what these police actions have cost the Muslims.

All of these lives lost (on both sides) and costs incurred (by both sides) could have been slashed to comparative insignificance (if you can ever call killing “insignificant”), if our government had simply developed bullets that included a core of dried pigs blood and fragmentation bombs that included pigs blood in the fragments.

Most Muslims won’t fight if they can’t expect a free trip to Paradise and 72 virgins (or whatever) if they die in Jihad.  And–if they die from a pig-polluted bullet or bomb fragment–they won’t be allowed into Paradise. That means no 72 virgins and perhaps an eternity of jerking off in Hell (or wherever Muslims go who don’t get into Paradise).

Lace your bullets with pig blood, and the Muslims won’t fight.  If the Muslims won’t fight, there is no war.  If there’s no war, there’s no bombing, there’s no depleted uranium bullets, and there’s no “collateral damages” (dead children).

Start infusing your bullets with pig’s blood and the “religion of peace” will become genuinely peaceful.

Add some pigs blood to your bullets (“a little dab’ll do ya!”) and a shooting war can be cooled down to the temperature of a spiritual war.

Some people might object to using pig’s blood in bullets as unconscionable. I suggest that if pigs blood had been used in our bullets from the day we invaded in A.D. 2003, the conflict would’ve ended in days (maybe hours) rather than years.  Hundreds of thousands of people would still be alive.  The carnage of the recent “police actions” would’ve been unnecessary.  And the costs incurred would’ve been slashed to a few billion dollars.

Again, the idea fighting Muslims with bullets infused with pig’s blood is over a century old.  It’s a proven technology for stopping Jihad.  So, why hasn’t anyone in our government attempted to implement this “technology” in the current confrontation?  Is this oversight the result of ignorance and/or stupidity?  Or wickedness?

I suspect that our government’s failure to infuse bullets with pig’s blood is intentional since doing so would’ve ended the current “wars” almost as soon as they’d started.  Somebody wants these “wars”.  As in Viet Nam, they don’t want victory; they want “wars” that last almost endlessly.   Somebody wants to spend all that money on weapons.  Somebody wants to cause hundreds of thousands of deaths. Somebody wants an excuse to pass bills like the “Patriot Act”.  Somebody wicked wants these Middle East wars.




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12 responses to “Muslim Kryptonite: Pigs

  1. Tom Terror

    August 1, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    In regard to your article on Muslims being defeated by pig parts, I find the inconsistency of the Muslim religion remarkable. The Muslim “god” (styled “Allah”) is the supposed creator of the universe, which would therefore logically make him lord of all. Yet, Allah delivers to his followers a religion which allows them to be defeated by an animal which Allah supposedly created and supposedly rules. Did Allah not think out the implications of this when he was dictating the Koran to Muhammad? Oh, that’s right–the Koran is an eternal book, which poses some other problems about Allah being supreme. Well, if we really want to get rid of our Muslim troubles, I propose sending an expeditionary force against Mecca. All they have to do is slaugher a pig inside the Ka’aba, and the entire religion of Islam collapses.

    • Lance

      May 25, 2013 at 9:01 AM

      Couldnt we just airdrop in a few hundred gallons of pigblood

  2. John Johnson

    October 11, 2011 at 4:17 AM

    If You dont Invite,
    your Family, Friends, and Neighbors, to Church,
    the Muslims will Invite them to the Mosque.

    When I was in Dallas,tx,
    a Muslim offered to give me a Muslim Tract.

    In Oakland ca,
    Muslims have set up Regularly manned Booths.

    Once you Meet a Blond Haired, very Blue- eyed Muslim,
    I have! 3 times now,
    then you will Know,
    the Time to Talk,
    to your Family, Friends, and Neighbors,
    about God, Jesus , and the Bible,
    is Now,
    for the Rest of your Life.


  3. Moose

    February 28, 2012 at 9:52 PM

    72 virgins huh ? Is clear on whether the virgins would be male or female? And if they would be human or goat?

    • Adask

      February 28, 2012 at 10:50 PM

      Might be goat, but it couldn’t be “moose” because I don’t think they have any “moose” in the Middle East. Camels are probably the closest thing they have to “moose”. Maybe that’s where they got the slogan “I’d walk a mile for a camel” (and two miles for a virgin camel).

  4. christian

    September 14, 2012 at 1:25 PM

    Why not use crop dusters filled with swine blood to spray over entire Muslim populations with loud speakers announcing what is happening. This is not using “weapons of mass destruction”, however, thousands of devout “Jihad” Muslims would literally go insane knowing that they cannot enter “Paradise” with 72 virgins. Just a thought folks…

  5. David Adex

    January 11, 2013 at 4:23 AM

    Whao, dis is awesome, i hope Nigerian’ govt. w imbibe dis. Kudos to d researcher and d one who posted it, dis we end d madnesss of d jihadists.

  6. Zion

    June 28, 2013 at 4:47 PM

    Attention, world muslims, jews and all others that believe it is unlawful to touch pork or allow it into your bodies due to impurities that God purified, Americans eat pig! Pig is in American’s blood and water bodies. Our bodies sweat pig water into the Air. If you breathe in American Air or Drink American Water, You have pig entering into your mind, body and soul already. If you smell bacon, it has already entered your brain and cannot be removed. If you have SEX with an American that eats pig, you are touching pig in their body of water that exumes from our skin. The only way to be saved is to leave the country of America, accept Jesus Christ as God, for Him and His Father, is in us All and Water too, purifying pigs to those that believe in Jesus Christ and BY NO OTHER NAME, SHALL YOU BE SAVED! America’s sweat, water and air, will follow you wherever you go so you had better hurry up and repent from worshipping some other perishing false impurities and false gods and idols for My God IS in the Air, Light and Water and is coming to All, in All, so is pig.
    Who wants a yummy cream filled twinky? Attention All muslims, jews, Christians, Buddhists and Gentiles of America or has ever been here. When you smell bacon being cooked, that is molecules of pork of pig, entering your body and brain and cannot be removed. Restaurants and Americans cook with pig fat. Whomever eats or whos generations past has eaten or smelled pork is also in you now. Whoever’s had any generation that ate fried chicken or any fried food In the past made with lard as All Americans free or in slavery in the beginning of America to now has already, has eaten pig fat and is in you now. Accept Jesus Christ for in and with Him entertaining His righteousness living in Him and His Father with holy spirit of Christ In and through All, with Them in you and nature, then, All things are pure To you. I say as was told Peter, “Do not call common or impure that in which I Have Purified”. Eat pig, pork and cook bacon too for all to smell for food is purified in sanctification and prayer by faith In Jesus Christ, as food Is His Flesh as is drink is His Blood. JOHN 6:50-59. Acts 11:1-18. Titus 1; 15-16, Romans 14. NKJV.

  7. Sam

    August 23, 2013 at 3:55 AM

    I think this is an urban myth. I have seen it referring to Australia and to Spain and Switzerland, but as there has been no big reaction (riots or threats) by Moslims I have my doubts.

  8. Bobby Goodwin

    September 5, 2013 at 12:28 PM

    Pigs are referred to in scripture as “swine”, their meat is “pork”. America is a swine eating nation. People including most Christians are obsessed with eating pork. Seems like the majority of food is pork laced one way or another. Pork is the most unclean food listed in the bible. Even Jesus used pigs to cast demons into.

    According to most Christians, eating pork is now permitted thanks to the (mis-understood) story in Acts 10:1-11:18, about Peter having a dream about a sheet coming down from heaven with pictures of unclean animals on it. Peter was told “kill and eat” of the unclean animals. He didn’t of course, because he knew he was just being tested. He knew thatGod would never go back on his word and clense unclean animals. The entire vision was actually pertaining to Peter preaching unto Gentiles. Nowhere did God (YHWH) change the food laws!

    To prove eating pork will always be forbidden, we need only read about the end times on earth, when it is written (ISAIAH 66:14-16) that those who are caught eating swine (and other abominations) “shall be consumed together, saith the LORD.”

    You’re damn right Muslims fear pig blood touching their bodies, so do jews who obey God’s laws. Remember the scripture of Mal 3:6 “. “I am the Lord (YHWH) I change not.”

    • tommy glen

      February 9, 2014 at 11:29 PM

      Thank you, Bobby


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