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Background Checks for Pressure-Cooker Bombers


This video is somewhat funny and somewhat scary.  I’m reminded of a remark attributed to Winston Churchill.  It ran something like this, “The strongest argument against democracy is a five-minute talk with the average voter.”

There are people out there–lots of ‘em–who are either too ignorant or too weak to be trusted with the vote.

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Posted by on May 1, 2013 in Humor, Values, Video

 

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Snap, Crapple, Pop! Ricin Krispies!


English: Barack Obama delivers a speech at the...

I don’ want no “ricin krispies”!  (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The Washington Times reports,

“The FBI and U.S. Capitol police were investigating Wednesday letters addressed to Mr. Obama and to Sen. Roger Wicker, Mississippi Republican, that contained a “suspicious substance” that field-tested positive for the poison ricin. The letters were intercepted at off-site mail facilities, a Secret Service spokesman said.

“The letter to the White House arrived Tuesday. Authorities evacuated some Senate offices Wednesday as they investigated another report of a suspicious package.”

Moreover,

“With the nation on edge from deadly terrorist bombings in Boston and suspicious letters mailed to Washington officials, the White House said Wednesday it’s premature to speculate that America is under attack.

“Before we speculate, before we make connections that we don’t know exist, as the FBI has said, we need to get the facts,” said White House spokesman Jay Carney. “First things first.”

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The Pill to Lower Your IQ


Kinda funny.  Kinda insightful.  Kinda weird.

But kinda interesting.

Intelligence is a burden.  Wouldn’t it be grand to be dumb?

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Posted by on April 13, 2013 in Humor, Video

 

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Traditions of Men


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Pastrana Encierro3 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Here’s an odd little video that shows people intentionally challenging several bulls.  At first the video is disturbing.  How could hundreds, even thousands of people be so damn stupid as to risk being gored by a bull?

Answer:  It’s a tradition.

OK.  It’s a tradition–but it’s still stupid.  And after you watch it for a while it’s no longer disturbing  so much as hilarious.  I mean, these people are really stupid.  They’re not victims, they’re just idiots.  After a while, I find myself rooting for the bulls.

And although the bulls seem to be enjoying themselves immensely, they’re not so smart either.  If I were one of these bulls, I wouldn’t go after the morons challenging me in the streets, I’d go after the people holding my leash.

The whole thing is bizarre.  I’m not sure if I’m watching an episode of “running with the bulls” in Madrid, or a Democratic Party convention in Philadelphia.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=2h-WhhqFjv4&vq=small

 
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Posted by on March 4, 2013 in Humor, Video

 

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Lining up Early for Obama’s Inauguration


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Posted by on January 18, 2013 in Humor, Obama

 

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Create Your Own Gun Free Zone


It’s time to stop the madness

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Posted by on January 17, 2013 in 2nd Amendment, Humor, Video

 

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Breakfast at Ginger’s


English: american breakfast

American breakfastIt’s the most important meal of the day.video

It’s the most important mean of the day.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaAVZ2yXDBo

 
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Posted by on December 30, 2012 in Humor, Video

 

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“End of the World” Weather Forecast


End Of World Humor

 
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Posted by on December 18, 2012 in Humor

 

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Clown and Cop Brawl


English: "The Barnum & Bailey greatest sh...

English: “The Barnum & Bailey greatest show on earth (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Hilarious.  This video seems to be a perfect illustration of just how stupid this country has become.

As I watched this video, a couple of thoughts came to mind:

Which is which? (Who’s the real clown?)

A recent police seminar on the Dangers of Sovereign Citizens has been changed to the Dangers of Clowns.

Barnum & Bailey won’t be coming to Milwaukee this year.

When squirt guns are outlawed, only clowns will have squirt guns.

Will the real clown stand up, please?

“The Greatest Shows On Earth” are now being held at our court houses rather than circus tents.

The clowns are restless.

Ain’t that America!

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Posted by on November 20, 2012 in Humor

 

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(fictional) Excerpts from Obama’s Victory Speech


Republican Elephant - 3D Icon

Republican Elephant – 3D Icon (Photo credit: DonkeyHotey)

“. . . and . . .  in addition to thanking all the Muslims, welfare recipients, ACORN members, government employees and assorted non-productive miscreants who made last night’s victory possible . . . I want to offer my special thanks to the Republican Party elitists who, . . . by dint of sheer determination, ego and corruption . . . ensured that the Grand Ol’ Party did not nominate the people’s choice . . . Ron Paul . . . (who would probably have kicked my ass and offered a glimmer of hope for America) . . . but instead nominated Mitt Romney . . . the one clown in the entire Republican circus  who could be beaten by a black, illegal alien, Muslim communist with a record that makes Nixon look like a choir boy.

“So let’s hear it for the Republican elitists.  I couldn’t have been reelected without their support!”

 
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Posted by on November 7, 2012 in 2012 Election, Humor, National Politics

 

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