Circa A.D. 1900, U.S. Army Major “Black Jack” Pershing (he would later achieve the highest rank possible: “General of the Armies”) was involved in suppressing a rebellion by the “Huks” in the Philippines. The Huks were fierce Muslim warriors. Motivated by their Muslim faith, the Huks did not fear death. If they died fighting in a Jihad, they were guaranteed a trip to Paradise complete with 72, count ’em, 72 virgins.
The Huks therefore fought with such intensity and fearlessness that the Army reportedly developed the .45 caliber semi-automatic pistol to put them down. If they were shot with smaller calibers, they simply kept charging.
Major Pershing realized he was not simply engaged in a shooting war. He was engaged in a spiritual war (Jihad). He adjusted his tactics accordingly and started fighting on a spiritual level. He opted to fight Jihad with the Muslim faith.
Pershing eventually stopped the Huk uprising by capturing 20 Huks, lining 19 up against a wall and shooting them while the one remaining Huk observed. Major Pershing made sure that the survivor observed and understood that each of the bullets used to kill the 19 captives had been dipped in pigs blood before they were fired. After the 19 captives had been killed by pig-infused bullets, their 19 bodies were buried in a common grave filled with pig bodies, entrails and blood. Major Pershing made sure that the one survivor understood that the 19 bodies had been buried in pig remains.
Pershing released the lone survivor to tell his story to his fellow Muslim rebels. The Muslims–made fearless by their faith (at least in relation to lead bullets and personal death)–were similarly terrified by their faith and the prospect of dying with pigs blood in their body and being buried in pig remains. The Koran makes clean that such “pollution” will not be tolerated and those so polluted by pig will not enter Paradise. Without the promise of Paradise and 72 virgins, the Huk Jihad ended instantly.
Pershing had used the Koran (and some pork) to stop the Jihad cold.
Here’s the text of an email I received that illustrates that what worked to stop Muslims a century ago, still works today:
It’s “Plant A Pig Time”
The Spaniards’ Brilliant Idea!!
In Seville Spain, local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in their town. They buried a pig on the site, and made sure this would be known by the local press.
The Islamic rules forbid the erecting of a Mosque on “pig soiled ground.” The Muslims had to cancel the project. This land was sold to them by government officials.
No protests were needed by the local people…and it worked!
The Pigs of Texas Are Upon You?
In Texas we have an over abundance of feral pigs. We could send them all over the country and just plant them everywhere!
After all, contaminated soil would surely drift and they could create new job programs by having soil testers to determine where contaminated soil existed.
Of course, high on the mountaintops of the Rockies or other mountain ranges they might find some uncontaminated soil, but then building a mosque there would pose some problems.
Americans, put on your thinking caps and let’s find a solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of life! If pigs are the answer, let’s do it!
From Your Committee for the Betterment of America !
(Maybe we could get someone to plant a pig at the White House . . . just thinking . . . .)
Simply put, if you want to stop a Muslim, get a pig.
We’ve been screwing around, fighting Muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan, for eight years. That’s the longest “war” in American history. Several thousand Americans have been killed. Tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of Muslims have been killed. No telling how many more Americans and Muslims have been wounded, terrified or psychologically scarred. And I’m not just talking about combatants. The toll on hundreds of thousands of non-combatants–including children–has been enormous and horrific.
The cost to the US for these “police actions” has run over $1 trillion. God only knows what these police actions have cost the Muslims.
All of these lives lost (on both sides) and costs incurred (by both sides) could have been slashed to comparative insignificance (if you can ever call killing “insignificant”), if our government had simply developed bullets that included a core of dried pigs blood and fragmentation bombs that included pigs blood in the fragments.
Most Muslims won’t fight if they can’t expect a free trip to Paradise and 72 virgins (or whatever) if they die in Jihad. And–if they die from a pig-polluted bullet or bomb fragment–they won’t be allowed into Paradise. That means no 72 virgins and perhaps an eternity of jerking off in Hell (or wherever Muslims go who don’t get into Paradise).
Lace your bullets with pig blood, and the Muslims won’t fight. If the Muslims won’t fight, there is no war. If there’s no war, there’s no bombing, there’s no depleted uranium bullets, and there’s no “collateral damages” (dead children).
Start infusing your bullets with pig’s blood and the “religion of peace” will become genuinely peaceful.
Add some pigs blood to your bullets (“a little dab’ll do ya!”) and a shooting war can be cooled down to the temperature of a spiritual war.
Some people might object to using pig’s blood in bullets as unconscionable. I suggest that if pigs blood had been used in our bullets from the day we invaded in A.D. 2003, the conflict would’ve ended in days (maybe hours) rather than years. Hundreds of thousands of people would still be alive. The carnage of the recent “police actions” would’ve been unnecessary. And the costs incurred would’ve been slashed to a few billion dollars.
Again, the idea fighting Muslims with bullets infused with pig’s blood is over a century old. It’s a proven technology for stopping Jihad. So, why hasn’t anyone in our government attempted to implement this “technology” in the current confrontation? Is this oversight the result of ignorance and/or stupidity? Or wickedness?
I suspect that our government’s failure to infuse bullets with pig’s blood is intentional since doing so would’ve ended the current “wars” almost as soon as they’d started. Somebody wants these “wars”. As in Viet Nam, they don’t want victory; they want “wars” that last almost endlessly. Somebody wants to spend all that money on weapons. Somebody wants to cause hundreds of thousands of deaths. Somebody wants an excuse to pass bills like the “Patriot Act”. Somebody wicked wants these Middle East wars.