“. . . and . . . in addition to thanking all the Muslims, welfare recipients, ACORN members, government employees and assorted non-productive miscreants who made last night’s victory possible . . . I want to offer my special thanks to the Republican Party elitists who, . . . by dint of sheer determination, ego and corruption . . . ensured that the Grand Ol’ Party did not nominate the people’s choice . . . Ron Paul . . . (who would probably have kicked my ass and offered a glimmer of hope for America) . . . but instead nominated Mitt Romney . . . the one clown in the entire Republican circus who could be beaten by a black, illegal alien, Muslim communist with a record that makes Nixon look like a choir boy.
“So let’s hear it for the Republican elitists. I couldn’t have been reelected without their support!”