(fictional) Excerpts from Obama’s Victory Speech

07 Nov

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“. . . and . . .  in addition to thanking all the Muslims, welfare recipients, ACORN members, government employees and assorted non-productive miscreants who made last night’s victory possible . . . I want to offer my special thanks to the Republican Party elitists who, . . . by dint of sheer determination, ego and corruption . . . ensured that the Grand Ol’ Party did not nominate the people’s choice . . . Ron Paul . . . (who would probably have kicked my ass and offered a glimmer of hope for America) . . . but instead nominated Mitt Romney . . . the one clown in the entire Republican circus  who could be beaten by a black, illegal alien, Muslim communist with a record that makes Nixon look like a choir boy.

“So let’s hear it for the Republican elitists.  I couldn’t have been reelected without their support!”


Posted by on November 7, 2012 in 2012 Election, Humor, National Politics



25 responses to “(fictional) Excerpts from Obama’s Victory Speech

  1. applescence

    November 7, 2012 at 10:06 PM

    That is too funny! Wish it wasn’t so darned true, though…

  2. Anon4fun

    November 7, 2012 at 10:18 PM

    “I also wish to express appreciation for 40 years worth of abortions by white people in this country. This murder of your own future in the form of 10s of millions of your children has reduced your numbers to the point where the race vote, a major factor in this election, could sweep a Kenyan like me into a second term as President of what used to be your country. Ha ha ha, drop dead, you idiots.”

    • Don

      November 7, 2012 at 10:42 PM

      November 7, 2012 at 10:18 PM
      “I also wish to express appreciation for 40 years worth of abortions….”
      Made “legal” by the 14th Satan inspired amendment,e.g. All persons “born” … The unborn are not born YET, so the unborn don’t even have ANY rights!!!!!!!!!

      • Don

        November 7, 2012 at 10:47 PM

        And it’s still called the “Whitehouse.”

  3. todreigus

    November 8, 2012 at 4:29 AM

    I’m curious, does he swear in again, or does the one he weaseled out doing properly in front God & Country last time still count?

    • Adask

      November 8, 2012 at 3:04 PM

      That’s a very good question. We should all be watching very closely to see what happens when Obama is sworn in next January. What oath will he really take?

      • Don

        November 9, 2012 at 5:48 PM

        @What oath ……”

        It’s nothing more than a mockery ritual anyway. Solemn mockery, at that,at best.

        I think it violates the Seperation of Church & State Doctrine. I don’t know if the ACLU will agree but I’m going to find out. I also think ALL of the “founding documents” organic law,especially the Mayflower Compact GROSSLY violate the Seperation of Church & State Doctrine.

        (fuh-C-shus) It seems I have to say this because most commentators don’t seem to “want to” read between the lines.

    • Don

      November 8, 2012 at 9:59 PM

      Why was/is The Supreme Court Just-us who swore him in not impeached?

  4. Mike

    November 8, 2012 at 7:19 AM

    I also want to thank all those who were involved with my Selection and the Selection of the designated loser, Willard.

    • Don

      November 9, 2012 at 1:06 AM

      @November 8, 2012 at 7:19 AM

      Is this Willard,the meek social misfit with a strange affinity for rats?

      • Mike

        November 9, 2012 at 11:41 AM

        Yes, Willard Mitt Romney.

      • Don

        November 10, 2012 at 12:10 AM

        Thanks, Shows how up to date I am. I’m like the little 4 year old girl who was tired of hearing about Bronco Bama & Mitt Romney. I honestly did not know “Mitt” was “Willard.”

  5. Ritchard

    November 8, 2012 at 11:17 AM

    I would like to thank all of our white citizens for giving so much of what have their ancestors have worked so hard for to our cause and especially to those of you working behind the scenes when it was not popular. I could have never come this far with out you and your continued co-operation to sustain our victory.

    • Don

      November 9, 2012 at 12:24 AM

      November 8, 2012 at 11:17 AM

      @I would like to thank all of our white citizens…..”

      I am one of those white Citizens, & as for my small part, you are most welcome. I wish I could have done more. But I gave it ALL & that’s ALL I could do. Glad to oblige.

  6. mvg-avg

    November 8, 2012 at 12:43 PM

    I like to tell folks thats voting is futile until you get GOLDMAN SACHS out of the DEPARTMENT OF TREASURY.

    • Don

      November 8, 2012 at 1:31 PM


      @November 8, 2012 at 12:43 PM

      Good luck !!! Whoever said the people in this country are not dumb,is sadly mistaken.

  7. Red Wood

    November 8, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    abortion, gay rights, god, religion, and the bible do not belong in politics. the people made that preference pretty clear. keep that sh*t to yourself, in your own home, and quit barfing it on others who are all trying to do their best

    • Adask

      November 8, 2012 at 5:20 PM

      Good idea. I’ll follow your advice to keep my religion et al “in my own home” just as soon as you and the government agree to keep your desire to provide welfare to the poor and subsidies to the rich “in your own home”. In other words, if you feel the urge to give money to poor and to the rich, give your own money. Don’t come a-knockin’ on my door looking for more tax revenue because I’ll be inside reading my Bible.

      • Jim

        November 8, 2012 at 10:04 PM

        The media appointed Barry to a second term before 11:00 pm here in Ohio. Your excerpts may not have been stated but the excerpts aren’t fictional.

      • Red Wood

        November 9, 2012 at 10:15 AM

        agreed… your money is yours.

    • Don

      November 10, 2012 at 12:13 AM


  8. Ummer

    November 8, 2012 at 11:38 PM

    “…in addition to thanking all the Muslims…”

    That is not funny but very stupid, and quite inaccurate and should actually be replaced by the term ‘mexicans’.

    • Don

      November 9, 2012 at 12:33 AM


      November 8, 2012 at 11:38 PM

      “…in addition to thanking all the Muslims…” AND,

      That is not funny but very stupid, and quite inaccurate …..

      Your comment is “Muslim thinking.” The way a “Muslim” thinks. Tell me,Don, you’re not a “Muslim.”

  9. michael

    November 14, 2012 at 5:49 AM

    Yes that’s funny, but on a more serious note I see as planned either way with Obama now in economic collapse of America is forestalled until after 2012 and remember, its better the devil you know than a bunny with fluffy ears that you don’t, it does not matter who you get in as marshal law is coming care of the burning BUSH saying here I am, remember the two birds in the BUSH well we can say they weren’t doves of peace either given to the American people either during the time of BUSH, we in Australia do not like our handbag wielding Gillard who happens to carry a knife behind her back either, but its displaying her Roman background of political handling methods and patting the back of Obama while he was visiting here, so as it seems they are really all on the same side.

    Look revolution is not going to win in America, Obama will just call a jehad on you and it seems he been placed into power to be the one to do it. Being a Muslim he will just justify it and remember the civil war, Americans killing Americans so you can see your Homeland Security , Military and police force will kill, because they have been indoctrinated into keeping the peace even if it means killing other Americans, face it your rights went out the windows even before you were born, the United Nations has used you and your nation to rape, and murder by Military and CIA hit squads and pillage by corporate business, This is the information we are given to read and digest I guess its released so when American economic collapse their will be no sympathy by any nation towards America, but don’t feel too bad the United Nations has been asked to supply troops also if needed against American citizens also, so I see a no win situation for the people of America to take back there freedom, its been taken away by engineered circumstances for a change to occur in the reformation of the European Union and for an attack on Israel.

    Please you must understand the world does not revolve around America the UN and EU needed a scape goat in the world, its the EU that wants to be a global government and its backed by the United Nations that the EU has more members in the UN then does America, now do you get the idea, America was used for its military force, but now the time has come to move on with there plan of a new revised roman empire, this is why America has to suffer collapse as to be taken out of the picture, and the IMF has finished with the usefulness of America and why Obama is spreading the US forces now all around the world readying for the necessary collapse to come.

    Ok I was to become a adviser, but gave that up when I found out all this, further more your government is to blame for the successful attack on the twin towers, your Government as well as many others are the terrorist against their own people and there nations as this world government is to bring in a total change to the world monetary system and to save the European Union and you are but the necessary sacrificial goat for that change to occur which will of course save Israel destroy Russian troops and the Muslim armies around in a short limited quick war call the gog and madgog war against Israel and make NATO and the EU look like Israel savior to allow the dome of the rock to be removed and a third temple to built. To which the EU can claim all of Israel and the middle east without any opposition what so ever. Do you know what comes next? War with the use of EU NATO and US forces under the command of the newly elected president of the EU that saved Israel from the Muslim threat and so as the EU expansion to its new empire into Africa as resource are much needed by this new expanding empire. Yes a few years on and you will then have Armageddon as China will not sub cum to the EU it will have no choice but to march upon the plains of the middle east to wage war against the leader of the EU and its forces, Then its Game Over, for everyone and well we see what truly comes true Oh yes I forgot the Vatican will be destroyed long before this as it is already out lived its usefulness and its purpose.

    Its the simple plans that are successful and the least believed in, it does not take a rocket scientists to see it.

    This plan is in action right now and the majority do not believe it because if they believe it they are afraid to say that the bible is right after all, and people just want to believe it years away or its not true, even when its happening, but being slow people still reject even the logic and the setup of the world to bring it about for real. Climate Change is a part of this also so don’t forget and its all combined. Why cant it be stopped because no one who is good has the power to do so.
    Anyway as I explain it as man has to be proven too for the last time who is and who is not, what is real and what is not. And everyone of you are going to see it and remember it for all eternity, many will not make it to end, but those of do you will remember and know who is who, and who shall be and who shall not be. Consider this as mans last and ultimate lesson. Man does not learn, because he refuses to learn to understand. You put people into power to wage war, to kill, to mane the innocent then how should you be tread? With mercy, with kindness and yet your leaders kill with the sword still. No its too late, the door is closed and none of you shall open it. Your leaders have made your choice for all of you. Now deal with it. Rapture! Man made church idea like so many other misinterpretations to lead people astray, sorry none shall miss the ending lesson otherwise what would be the point of what man has all gone though. If you twist the words you pay the price forever. Ignorance is a killer in more ways than one.

    If you live here in Australia and listen to the bullshit propaganda who they praise our boys in Afghanistan, yeah protecting the poppy fields for the production of heroin, you Americans should be grateful our boys are making sure that the heroin supply to your nation is up to 80% increase of the public Australian s are not told this until recently on a Four Corners Media TV show but this only shows that the average Australian just did not give a dam as they are too busy with football, the x factor show on TV and drinking until they drop so I guess the public here don’t like Americans or do not care about our troops or what they are protecting the Afghan poppy fields either. You see people just don’t care anymore. I’m tell you the sad truth, of what I have to put up with here in my own country. Look the Australian Government has been bribed by the UN here to cooperate with their agenda, that why Australia is a bullshit triple AAA rated nation so if other nations cooperate with the UN they too will be given UN protection with a few US troops based in their nation. Well good luck.

    • Don

      November 14, 2012 at 10:54 AM

      November 14, 2012 at 5:49 AM

      You’re telling the TRUTH dear one!! Are you aware of ANY website that has people who are of like mind that I may be able to read their comments? Most people on this one only seem to be interested in trying to figure out why we are in the mess we are in apparently not understanding that IF they do figure it out it is not going to CHANGE ANYTHING. I have mentioned that they need to read the Olivet Prophecy repeatedly time & again & yet there has not been ANY response, WHY? BECAUSE, they are more interested in figuring out why we are in the mess we are in, They call it BIGGER FISH TO FRY than seeing what Yeshua, THE Messiah has to say. I think Christian Gains will understand what you say too, dear Brother


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