The Washington “Foreskins”??

04 Jun

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[courtesy Google Images]

I received the following email this evening.  It’s self-explanatory:


This is an email sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune, after an article he published concerning a “politically correct” name change for the Washington Redskins.

Dear Mr. Page…

I always love your articles. I generally agree with them.

However, in this case, I agree with our Native American population. I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward.

Therefore, I suggest the “Redskins” change their name to the “Foreskins” to better represent their community, paying tribute to the dick heads in Congress.

More, let’s also ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we also need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns.

The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60’s alive. Gone. It’s offensive to us white folk.

The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy? No!  There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young mens’ lives.

I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names. Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres.

Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates!

Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children .  The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits. Wrong message to our children .

The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to our children ..

The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Wrong message to our children .

The Milwaukee Brewers—well, that goes without saying . . . Wrong message to our children.

So, there you go. We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should. Just the kind of thing the do-nothing Congress loves . . .

As a die hard Oregon State fan, with all of this in mind, it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women’s athletic teams to something other than “the Beavers.”


Posted by on June 4, 2014 in Humor


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5 responses to “The Washington “Foreskins”??

  1. mikeck44

    June 4, 2014 at 7:19 AM

    Thanks Al,

    Right on target.


  2. joan

    June 4, 2014 at 10:34 AM

    Love your discourse. And as my husband would have sung. I am a beaver born and a beaver bred and when I die I’ll be a beaver dead.

  3. henry

    June 4, 2014 at 10:13 PM

    Couldn’t “the Foreskins” be considered anti-Semitic?

    • Joe

      April 9, 2018 at 3:23 PM

      Nope, since we Jews don’t have one!

      • Midnight Gardener

        April 10, 2018 at 8:40 AM

        I never could figure out religions, some mutilate boys/men others mutilate girls/women. Or is it a cultural thingy?


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