How To Escape “Heavy Government Regulations”

30 Nov

Asteroid Miners "Twas a miner, forty-niner, and his daughter, Clementine" [courtesy Google Images]

Asteroid Miners
“Twas a miner, forty-niner, and his daughter, Clementine”
[courtesy Google Images]

The Washington Times recently published “Congress OKs Space Act, paves way for companies to own resources mined from asteroids”.  According to that article,


“The stuff of science fiction is about to be U.S. law after Congress approved the Space Act on Monday, paving the way for private companies to own any natural resources they manage to mine from asteroids.” 


Could it be that “thar’s gold in them thar asteroids”?


“With potentially trillions of dollars at stake, futurists said the bill is a bold statement of American leadership, keeping the burgeoning private spaceflight industry free of heavy government regulations . . . .  ‘This bill encourages the private sector to launch rockets, take risks and shoot for the stars,’ said Rep. Lamar Smith, Texas Republican and chairman of the Science Committee.”


According to NASA, it currently costs about $10,000 to put each pound of payload into orbit around the earth.  I’m guessing that it costs at least $5,000 per pound to retrieve each pound of payload from orbit and cause it to land safely somewhere on earth.  That’s about $15,000 for each pound of payload sent into orbit and subsequently returned to earth.

The cost-per-pound of sending mining ships to the asteroid belt (located between Mars and Jupiter) would be several times the cost of putting payloads into earth orbit and then returning those mining ships—plus the weight of whatever ore they’d mined—back to earth.     I’m guessing the price per pound of space ships and ore recovered would have to run at least $100,000 a pound.

Given the incredible cost of space flight, it’s hard to imagine how rockets will be able to reach the asteroid belt and mine to asteroids for any substance that’s sufficiently valuable by weight to justify space travel to and from the asteroids.  I.e., if it costs $100,000 per pound of spaceship and ore, to and from the asteroid belt, whatever ore they plan to mine from the asteroids must sell for far more than $100,000 a pound back here on earth to make the trip profitable.

We’re not going to haul iron ore back from the asteroids.  The price per pound for iron ore (or even pure iron) will not justify the incredible costs of not merely transporting that ore back to earth, but also supplying the technology required to slow the entry of iron ore into our atmosphere without having it burn up like a fiery meteor.

For space mining to work, the substance being mined and hauled back to the surface of the earth must have a high price to weight ratio similar to that of high-quality diamonds ($30 million/lb).   For example, if you could mine enough colorless, flawless diamonds from an asteroid to just fill a backpack, even that small mass might be worth enough to make space-mining profitable.  If you could mine some mineral that was critical to making quantum computers and therefore of extreme value on a price per pound basis, space-mining might be profitable.

For example, Business Insider published a list of 19 items that were the most expensive by weight.  Some of that list included:


19.  White truffles: $2,000/lb.

13.  Rhino horn: $25,000/lb.

11.  Heroin: $50,000/lb.

While we might be able to find some of those previously-listed organic substances on the “Planet of Prehistoric Women,” I doubt that we’ll be able to mine any truffles, rhino horn or heroin from the asteroids.

Besides, even if those items could be found in the asteroids, their price on earth (at most, $50,000/lb) won’t come close to justifying the cost of flying to and from the asteroids (at least, $100,000/lb).


  1. Crack cocaine: $300,000/lb.

Good LORD!  I had no idea.  No wonder so many people get shot.  If the price of crack is really $300,000/lb., it might be enough to justify a trip to and from the asteroid belt.  But I doubt that there’s much crack up there.  Even if there were, it would still be cheaper to buy your crack on the South Side of Chicago than to mine it in the asteroid belt.


  1. Plutonium: $1.8 million/lb.

I’d bet we can make money mining plutonium from the asteroid belt.  But can we haul plutonium back to earth in quantities large enough to be profitable and still small enough to avoid killing the spaceship’s crew with radiation?


  1. Taaffeite: up to $9 million/lb.

Taaffeite is a mauve-colored gem that’s less than one-millionth as common as diamonds.  Find an asteroid full of taaffeite and haul a few pounds back to earth and your retirement could be fully funded.


  1. Painite: $135 million/lb.

The rarest gem mineral.  Beam me up, Scotty!)


  1. Anti-Matter: $100 trillion/gram.

On a price/pound basis, $100 trillion/gram works out to . . . umm . . . well . . . a lot.  You wouldn’t need to find very much anti-matter in the asteroid belt to get rich—but I don’t think you’ll find any at all.


My point is that I don’t expect to find much in the asteroid belt that has enough value per pound to justify the incredible costs of space-mining.

Space mining asteroids might make sense if the cost of space flight were reduced to something comparable to the current cost of commercial air fare.  But, given the current costs of space travel, I don’t expect to see any profitable space-mining of the asteroid belt for several generations—if ever.

If so, what’s the purpose and effect of passing a law that encourages private corporations to space-mine the asteroids? They might just as well pass a law that lets corporate space miners to keep everything they mine from inside the Sun.  Such laws strike me as absurd.  Given that such laws are absurd, I can’t say I’m surprised that Congress passed the “Space Act”.


•  Business Insider wrote that the “Space Act paved the way for private companies to own any natural resources they manage to mine from asteroids . . . . keeping the burgeoning private spaceflight industry free of heavy government regulations.”


Anyone seeking to escape “heavy government regulations,” may have travel at least as far as the asteroid belt to do so.

All things considered, if you wanted to escape “heavy government regulations,” it would probably be cheaper to fight another revolution to do so.


Posted by on November 30, 2015 in Government absurdity, Humor


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7 responses to “How To Escape “Heavy Government Regulations”

  1. gary

    November 30, 2015 at 6:54 PM


    seems interesting this happens now, especially after my last post ( I don’t normally do posts like that, but some of the stuff GovCo does right now seems….a little weird ( remember back in the days of “sumpin’ funny goin’ on here?)…

    ’tis said that one of the planets of the Nemesis system that ‘may’ do its fly-by in 4-6 months, may be inhabited, and that in the past, they traded with earth quite often while the plant/system was in the proximity of earth, and even that Mars, prior to on of the more cataclysmic fly-bys, had an atmosphere and oceans, and was pretty much exactly like earth, with a little less gravity to deal with, so earth trade was done via Mars, which may have been easier to land on….that being said…..

    IF this twin binary dwarf star system is actually doing its fly by in the next 4-6 months, and IF one of the planets IS actually inhabited, and IF they used to trade long ago, before one of the more cataclysmic fly-bys…. then obviously the technology for space travel, perhaps much easier and less ‘expensive’ than now, may actually be at our doorstep, and given that it appears GovCo plans to go underground (Project Camelot) during this possible event (presumably expecting to survive whatever may occur), then perhaps, just maybe, GovCo is planning, however crazy it might sound at the moment, (although have you noticed how suddenly NASA/GovCo is talking all the time now about going to Mars, exploring asteroids, etc? strange timing, or…..) GovCo is somehow magically expecting to be able to travel to those asteroids in the very near future, even though for us ‘uninformed souls’, this is a bit out of the blue……strangerer and strangerer………I have to go take my medication……; )

  2. Adask

    November 30, 2015 at 7:00 PM

    Save some for me.

  3. timmy

    November 30, 2015 at 9:20 PM

    2018: “Northrup Grumman agreed to pay a settlement of 262 billion dollars, after the asteroid they were attempting to bring in and land on earth for exploitation obliterated Kansas City…”

  4. palani

    December 1, 2015 at 8:38 AM

    How To Escape “Heavy Government Regulations”

    Jonah wouldn’t have found himself if the belly of a whale if he had simply stayed at home and fulfilled his obligations.

  5. Lex Mercatoria

    December 1, 2015 at 10:47 AM

    There’s the big clue right there: “the stuff of science fiction”. Anything to do with “outer space” is fiction and a con job. Couple that with “about to become law”– law being fiction anyway– and you have some dark comedy gold.

  6. John

    December 1, 2015 at 12:48 PM

    In 1976, I was a juror on a Cocaine trafficking case. At that time, courtroom testimony claimed that Cocaine cost wholesale, 90% pure $13,000 an ounce in NYC. A few years later, I did an air-conditioning job in a hospital pharmacy room. I asked the pharmacist, what it cost for an ounce of prescription USP Cocaine, which was used in eye operations. He was taken aback, because they don’t like to discuss that topic. When I told about the trial, He relented. He said, ” We don’t buy it by the ounce.”, so I thought that he was going to tell me the price per gram. I was shocked when he said “We buy it by the pound – $7.00 a pound. He then volunteered “We buy Morphine for $5.00 a pound.”. Heroin is Morphine reacted with Acetic Acid (Vinegar). With that kind of markup, there is corruption at all levels.

  7. Leo

    May 16, 2018 at 7:41 PM

    A theory of mine is pay attention to the opposite of where the distraction is. I would almost say with out a doubt it is Antarctica. They have probably been over there for years and now its time to show the masses something extraordinary from space because we don’t have space and the gov has to get the masses back under there thumb because they’re asking to many questions and not blindly following like the past.


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