Hillary and Trump Walk Into a Bar

06 May

[courtesy Google Images]

[courtesy Google Images]

I received the following “joke” in an email.  I don’t know who first wrote it.


Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a bar.   Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says,

“The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal.”

Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from
foreign countries?
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Turning our backs on Israel?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “The joke Iran Nuke deal? ”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos? ”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ ?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You means taking the $145,000,000 from Putin for the Uranium Bribe ? “
Trump : “ No the other one .”

Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and
China when Bill left Office?”

Trump: “THAT’S IT! . . . I almost forgot about that one!”


Everything above is true. Yet she still gets the Democratic votes. How could there be that many stupid people in
this country?

Does anyone understand this? If not, I think we’re doomed!

Hillary’s capacity for corruption makes Nixon look like a Boy Scout.


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10 responses to “Hillary and Trump Walk Into a Bar

  1. Ralph P. Torello

    May 6, 2016 at 2:07 PM

    (Click link above to see the image/picture)

    This picture right here should *illustrate* with perfect lucidity why “Trump” would be pretty bad for the South & West of the United States. It is Trump eating Taco Salad. He isn’t addressing what has happened here in places like Dallas. Though Trump seems orders of magnitude more friendly and sympathetic to reasonable behavior – more than Clinton, Bush, Obama, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Bob Gates, GHWB – etc…. 40% of Dallas is “Indian” (Spanish Speakers, many from Mexico) …

    If I ever eat another Taco Salad, Enchilada, or “Flauta” again – and try to pretend it is for the “good of my country” … I’m going to VOMIT. Quesadillas – right from the start – are loaded with Cholesterol, Simple Carbohydrates, fat, salt, grease – and are not normal healthy lunches like: a salad, green beans, carrots, spinach, etcetera…. I am just sick of being told to “Go to Torchy’s Taco’s” for “the good of my country” … My BLOOD PRESSURE is probably 300/150 … My BLOOD SUGAR is like 500 on a daily basis…

    This is *not* leadership … Not for DFW … I’m sure he’d be above average in New York. He would be the first “New Yorker” in the White House since Woodrow Wilson, Howard Taft, Herbert Hoover, FDR… etcetra….

    New York is in a different country than … say … Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, OK, Southern California & Florida. To deny this fact is kind of silly. It’s just silly.

    Eisenhower, LBJ, Bush, & Bush were “arguably from Texas” (but spent most of their lives at Langley & The Pentagon…. Reagan & Nixon were from California … Nixon was a career Washington insider. Reagan was mostly a “party animal” his whole life – staying involved with the movies and cinema industry until the 1970’s (when he was already in his 50’s & 60’s). JFK was probably the only “northeastern” president of the USA since the “golden age of America” (as some call it) … AKA – “The Roaring twenties” … “The gay 1890’s” … “The Industrial Revolution” … “The age of mass production”

    … before the wars … before the violence .. before the pentagon…

    Make sure to click the link at the top to see the picture of “the real problem” of putting any stock in 2016 at all!!! (I mean, Trump seems like a real nice guy! … He’s not a leader for Dallas, San Antonio or anywhere around here)

    • Adask

      May 6, 2016 at 2:12 PM

      What about Hillary? Is she a “leader for Dallas, San Antonio or anywhere around here”? If not, then we should vote for the best candidate even if that candidate is unlikely to support our local interests. Who do you suppose that candidate will be? Hillary or Trump?

  2. Ralph P. Torello

    May 6, 2016 at 2:26 PM

    It’s collapsed Mr. Adask – it is just TOTALLY COLLAPSED. It’s like worrying about “which Dalai Lama” is right for Tibet. Worrying about whether “Dalai Lama #45” believes in “Mahayana” or “Shaman” Buddhism would be a better debate to have.

    My vote is for Richards Simmons as an exercise trainer and motivational speaker President

    If there is anything resembling “a power structure” in the South it’s ‘the dudes’ (for lack of any other reasonable term) who work (and even live) in office towers in & surrounding Dallas-Fort-Worth. TV is has 1,000 different channels. Does anyone even care what CNN says? NO! I’ve not heard the word “Trump” or “Hillary” or “Ted Cruz” or “Bernie Sanders” walking around North Dallas (Addison area is where my apartment is) … more than 1 time! I bet lest than 40% of the population could even explain who Donald Trump is – let alone what he is … a new brand of car? a type of Mexican Cuisine ? Some hot new Chinese Apple Tablet?

    You can usually find 1 or 2 Dallas Morning News laying around … The FACTS OF THE CASE is that the News Anchors have LIED TO US FOR THIRTY TO THIRTY-FIVE CONTINUOUS YEARS such that THERE IS NO MEDIA CHANNEL that people will trust whatsoever – PROBABLY until year 2025 or 2030.

    I’m not joking, the rule of the “illuminati” uses implants & drugs (mind control). There is no fear of anarchy among Dallas Office Space MASTERS – because they implant people … and the concept of any “societal chaos” has totally been eliminated.

    • Adask

      May 6, 2016 at 2:36 PM

      Richard Simmons, hmm? An intriguing idea. Too bad he didn’t run this year. He could’ve livened up the election with glittery T-shirts and short pants. Would he run as a Republican or a Democrat?

  3. Peg-powers

    May 8, 2016 at 2:25 PM

    Gosh Ralph, you NEED to move to Idaho, Oregon, or Wyoming! What’s keeping you in Taxes?

  4. cathy baldwin

    May 9, 2016 at 3:37 PM

    I attended a Donald Trump speech this weekend. Please try to attend one near you if possible. The protesters will impress you, negatively and undeniably. I feel, after listening to the Donald, he has the energy, courage, confidence, and intellectual horsepower to be the future Potus. He said, ” Hillary cannot close the deal”. Also, he said, ” they told me this is going to be very, very tough, 16 of the best lined up against me, they collapsed so easily”. He also said, ” Indiana was to be their Firewall “. He also said, ” to straighten the country is easy, it’s just not that hard”. The real result will come from God Almighty, ‘ He rules in the kingdom of men and gives it to who He pleases, He sets in place the basest of men’ ( Daniel 4:17). I will vote for Donald Trump in the meantime~~~~~~. I love your great articles, honesty, and good advice Mr. Adask, thank you.

    • Adask

      May 9, 2016 at 4:27 PM

      Thanks for your compliments. Thanks for reading my articles. I’ll also support Trump. Thanks again.

  5. joseph thomas

    May 10, 2016 at 8:47 PM


  6. R.D. Ennis

    October 8, 2016 at 3:52 PM

    Over two years ago I attended the SC Tea Party Convention. This was months before the “primary season” kicked off….among the many speakers were Ted Cruz, Ben Carson, Rick Santorum, et. al. The last speaker at the event was Donald Trump. Like most folks, I had heard of him, knew about his business dealings, etc. But I was not prepared for what happened at the convention. All the other speakers got rousing rounds of applause…they all gave good speeches that I, as a conservative, was glad to hear. But when Trump entered the room I was stunned by the reaction of the crowd. I looked around the room and saw nothing but a sea of red faces, screaming at the top of their lungs, eyes wide and veins bulging in their necks and temples. I also was amazed to see spittle flying out of the mouths of the folks as they screamed their approval and adoration of Trump. The image was seared into my memory. I came back home to NC and started telling my friends about what I saw….most were favoring Cruz and Carson but I told them to pay attention to Trump because I thought he was a force to be reckoned with in the run-up to the primaries. They paid attention and all my friends changed their minds after seeing and hearing Trump speak. Here we are in the last few weeks of the presidential primary and Trump is still instilling hope and courage into his faithful followers. Trump may be a charismatic huckster, a brash and arrogant billionaire and a bit too rash and rough for the political ruling class and their propagandists in the media. But rest assured, I will be voting for the man because he truly represents the People and not the cronies and players in the DC Corruption Game. He is a stark contrast to the politics as usual as represented by Clinton, Inc. and entrenched politicians and bureaucrats of both parties. Trump, in my estimation, is America’s last hope for survival as a free nation. I truly believe that the Clinton machine has in mind to finish the destruction that Obama started eight years ago. But even if Trump wins the presidency, it will take decades of focused, difficult and hard work to repair the damage done by Obama and Clinton and the socialistic idealists that compose the Democrat Party.

  7. Adask

    October 8, 2016 at 4:47 PM

    Trump is not America’s last hope. The Good LORD is America’s last hope. The question is whether we’ve finally reached the point where America will be forced to choose or reject our “last” hope.

    I enjoyed your story about your first encounter with Trump and the crowd’s response. Very insightful. Since then, Trump has been vilified–and more than a little of that vilification is his own fault. But he still retains some sort of wounded charisma that may yet win the election.

    What an election year, hmm? Never seen anything like it before.


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